I get so titallated watching him inch his engorged cock out of the tube. He’s so packed in there! Fucking pud must weight at least four pounds? It’s a guess but I’m going off the size of his nutsac. Hot damn, too, the way he shakes his trunk about in the fresh air. Beautiful. I bet if he jumped in the pool his testicles alone would keep him afloat, regardless if put on an extra 50 pounds!

Side view of a guy hydro pumping in a monster tube

This is a heck of a pump session. I can’t think of anything I’d like to do but kick it around the house with a pump strapped to my dong making it HUGE.

Big thick man meat getting bigger in a monster tube

This fella’s sporting quite the meatloaf, IMHO. God damned thing’s thick as a brick. Can you imagine letting that slab of flesh rest upon your subservient lips?

dude kicking back with his extreme pumped cock

I know my dick’s never alone. Shit, I got a line of bros who want to come over and worship. The bigger I am the more obeisant they get. And I like that. It’s about time I got treated like the demi-God that I am

monster saline balls

I know I have the video clip somewhere on my drive where this bull balled mother fucka is pulling his pud hard and fast, his nuts bouncing about like two junior basketballs.

huge saline filled balls resting on the ground

I want to thank him for oiling up his genitals. Looks sharp. Exactly the way I prep myself for a session, or when I have a lover over for some ball worship. Look, IMHO, monster balls are a source of pride. If you don’t take care of them as if they’re fine art then you don’t deserve them.

guy jerking off his saline filled balls riding dildo

My favorite picture of the set. I’m still going apeshit on the size of that black dildo. Nice, thick, huge. It’s exactly what you should be using when you’ve got a saline sack that’s bigger than a chinchilla!

Pump on (and inject), my brothers!

huge pumped balls totally packing the cylinder

At first sight, I thought his testes were a Siamese Twin. I shit you NOT! Or the main character in Elephant Man by David Lynch (If you haven’t seen the cult film, rent it!).

Now do you want to be a pumper, bitch!

Or the brain of that alien character on American Dad (what the fuck is that thing anyhow?). Then it came into focus: Holy shit, that’s his clackers, and their the size of one of those Honeybaked Hams for a family of four!

Yes, my friend, that's a cock, and it's pumped to the max

I say shit like this when I’m insanely jealous. I am. My balls are nowhere near as big as his. In fact, I’m now on bended knee and worshiping this man’s superior nutsac. I’m pitiful compared to him. But I’m optimistic. My new Kaplan pump is en route. I’ve got my work cut out for me.

Meantime, anybody wanna see some Major League big cocks?

Ciao!

small pumped cock but proud of it

These pictures are courtesy of Sergio W. from La Jolla, CA. His normal endowment: 5.5×3…perfect for packing a tube.

penis nicely ensconced in pump

He’s very calm in these photos and definitely letting the pressure work it’s magic on his genitals.

all genitals in the tube getting a good pumping

His pump reminds of those Fleshjacks that all the “normal” guys are using these days. I test drove one. Great masturbation tool. But back to Sergio:

Bro, I never give up,” he says. “When I get something into my head, I don’t let go. I’m already experiencing size gains. What motivates me is my doughnut. It’s fat and luscious. Now I’m working on my nuts.

That a boy, Serge! Keep up the fine work.

I get such a rush watching this clip. His cock’s been under major pressure. Then, his joint free of the glass, he struts about like a peacock, giving us a clear 180 of his bits and pieces. Then there’s the HEFT of his pud…it’s like dropping a five-pound-bag of flour on the counter and watching the powder rise. There’s definitely an athletic supporter in this bro’s future.

Ciao

get this guy another pair of shorts for his "little" friend

The though did occur to me: How in the HELL did he pull those shorts over his bowling ball? Does he have a snaps in the crotch? The sides?

you got a "beef" with me?!?!

The close up picture of his puffed cock is my fave. Look how he holds that jelly roll. And, no, it’s not a cock extension. The odd formation of his erection is due to…his erection!

My words to this pumper: “Walk with power OH YE Zeus of super cocks!”

I emailed this bro and told him he needs a separate bed for those testes. I mean WTF man, I know for a fact that every dude on this pumper blog wants a set of clackers like that. And, if you don’t, I can guarantee you that your partner does.

Chew on that…

Damn right he’s got to get in a crouch stance. His balls are as big as cannonballs! Can anyone see the head of his cock? I couldn’t because it was smothered in a layer of nice thick cockskin. Oh, and play this clip slowly - the bouncing of his genitalia is mesmerizing.

big fat puffy pumped cock fresh out of the "oven"

Words don’t do these pumper pictures justice. But I’ll try. First, I will praise his shaft. It’s like a Pillsbury “pig in a blanket,” yet much, much bigger!

another angle of this incredible pumped up cock with it's fancy ass foreskin!

Then there’s the head of his penis. Terrific! Question for you guys: Is he cut or uncut? I’m going with the later as I THINK that’s foreskin gone crazy.

Get in on the action! Post your answer in the comment box below. Meantime, let’s all hail the “chief” tonight and give our tubes a workout.