Dude’s Saline Ball Injections
I was born with a pair of walnuts that I ain’t proud of. The kind that get hard as acorns in the shower. If a guy yells, “Bro, who cut off your nutsack?” I can’t seem to get mad because he’s not far from the truth. But there is a solution to having tiny nuts: Pumping your testicles rock hard with saline solution, and I’m gearing up for it.
The catheter needle is inserted right where the penis shaft meets the balls sack. Here's a good example of a pumper bro going for 1000 cc's of saline straight to the ballsack!
How did this thought get in my head? I saw pictures of some guy called La Pamplemouse. The size of his saline sac blew me away! He’s been ball pumping for years and rarely takes a break from it. Man, let me tell you, if I had a basket like his, I’d be the Alpha Male in my hood!
In an email chat with a friend, you don’t just rush into ball pumping. First, you’ve got to purchase a scrotal inflation kit. The basic one consists of the following:
- 1000 cc bag of sterile saline
- Drip tubing
- Sterile wipes
- Catheter needle
Testicles full of saline solution. Nice rear shot taken by his buddy who's holding and feeling the heft and weight of that huge fat nutsack!
The whole package deal with shipping runs around $35. That’s nothing compared to sense of manliness I expect to get strutting around my apartment with a jock full of ballsack!
Most of the prep work is obvious. But here a few things I found to be crucial:
- Warm the bag of saline solution in the microwave for 5+ minutes.
- Take a warm or hot bath to relax the scrotum skin. You want your nutsac skin to be loose.
- Use an adjustable cock and ball ring. Leather with snaps is my preference.
- Shave your crotch, especially your ballsack.
The above bullet points are important to getting the scrotum ready for the saline. It’s also a time to eliminate any stressors you may have about the catheter needle. Seriously, there’s nothing to freak about. Once you’ve done this, it’s smooth sailing.
Here’s the rest of my prep & do list:
- Insert the catheter needle in either the right or left side of the base where the penis meets the balls.
- Have a towel already laid out in your favorite chair for sitting on.
- Have your beers or soft drinks set up on a table next to where you will be ball pumping.
- Make sure the saline stand is next to your pump area
- Buy Super Glue and have it ready to seal the puncture in your sac.
The thought of pushing a catheter needle into my testicles got me stressed. I got over my fear by reading about it. For instance, the initial sting is when the needle penetrates the muscle tissue of the scrotum. No harm’s done. I got piece of mind from that immediately.
I also keep pictures of La Pamplemouse near me. I use them for motivation. I sincerely do want to have big fat heavy saline balls. I want other guys to look at my inflated crotch and feel insecure that my nutsac is 10x bigger than theirs.
Nutsac overloaded with saline. Notice the cockring up top. You can barely see it because his ballsack is so freakin' huge. That's how big I want to grow my nuts.
Sure, I might be suffering from an inferiority complex. Hell, I cop to that. Injecting saline into my nuts is my way of overcoming my natural shortcomings.
Guilty as charged if having a fat pumped ballsack is a crime. Take me to the gallows, boys!
Here’s a saline ball pumping slide show for your visual enjoyment:
do u have anymore pics to show me. id appreciate it.
hey alex - i’m getting a lot of requests about how to inject saline solution into testicles. i have some great pics, yes, as well as one that shows a “tool kit” with all the stuff needed to increase sac size exponentially. i’ll post all that up to the blog starting this month. thanks for the request, and hang in there, pictures are on the way - mod
thanx bud. do u know what my email is? Maybe u can send me some “exclusive” pics!?!
hey i want to get into this would like to know even more
this is DISGUSTING! who wants to have an enourmous ballsack? looks like you have elephantiasis. I’d rather kill myself before haveing sex with someone like this!!
Wow I love your sack,its huge! Do you you cum huge coat the walls loads? I find the droopy wrinkley long sacks the hottest though. any way to go about making your sack huge but saggy? I find it more attractive on others but Id like to have a huge droopy sack myself. Anyone with a huge sack, please send me your photos,, I would love to are your big balls! I was looking for pics of just that when I came across tis page.
I’ve been a pumper for years, this looks great though. I’m in the UK, where would I get a kit?
what a great pic. I have a large nutsac and uncock. I would fearful of getting an infection. Are there more detailed description on how to put the catheter in your nutsac and is it really that difficult? could the saline bag hang on a shower curtain? I am really hairy in my scrotch and nutsac area so would it be better to shave the day before in case of irritation? could you refer me to a website that would give a pic tutorial. Thanks for sharing the pic. I love being a guy show off withother dudes our manhood.
HI, I INTEND CARRYING OUT THIS PROCEEDURE ON MYSELF SOON, BUT HAVE A FEW IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK. FIRSTLY HOW FAR DO I INSERT THE CATHETER NEEDLE & WHERE IS THE BEST SPOT TO DO SO? SECONDLY CAN I SEAL OFF THE NEEDLE HOLE WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN SUPER GLUE AS THIS APPEARS A RATHER DRASTIC MEASURE PLUS SUPER GLUE IS TOXIC! FINAL QUESTION IS THIS PROCEEDURE PERMENANT OR DOES MY SCROTUM EVENTUALLY SHRINK BACK TO ITS NORMAL SIZE? ANYONE ADVISE ME ON THESE IMPORTANT POINTS…THANKS SAM.
hello,
i like to get contact to persons who like saline injektions und big pumpers. Can you help me? (in germany or spain). Thanks.
regards
S a n d y
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dude, what…the…FUCK is wrong with you guys? you must seriously suffer from an inferiority complex if you’re injecting this shit into you guys sacks. seriously though, youre not achieving ANYTHING. what you need is big dicks because whats the point of having big balls if you cant use it for sex? what you NEED is to pump this shit into your tits so you can at least attract someone out there because this is seriously disgusting and it looks like the side effects of this is lower iq and no penis and now you are on your way to big gay al’s animal farm with that cause you guys are no longer human. be ashamed, be revolted, and now feel proud that you have become a woman for only $35. i swear you just earned yourself the nobel prize for stupid and now the next should be a nobel prize to cure this saline addiction. its putrid, and dangerous to boot! plus you need to realize that this is expensive in the long run to do this repeatedly just look unappealing. and dangerous just to be more prone to accidents involving that area. you need to take 10 minutes just to sit down and another 10 minutes just to be able to lean forward. if i find you, i promise that i WILL kick you down yonder and you will have an epiphany on whats important to life. i promise, you will be alone and unhappy. kill yourself.
Would love to know anyone who can administer this procedure as I really seriously want to have it done , but wouldn’t be able to do it by myself. Male or Female
I offer these services along with temporary breast enlargement. I’m a professional with many years and certifications under my belt, I’ve been into body modification my whole life. If any of you are ever in the Dallas area look me up and I will make your fantasies a reality and your session will be priority #1.
thank you,
Mistress Mia
Mistress Mia/Pump stud/sam fox.i have several questions,first is where can one buy the saline fusion kits?Don’t you have to have two needles in the sac,one for each side?I just wonder how much you can safly inject at one time?I have done this before,but with just using needles.That was a pain because you always had to puul out the needle to reload the syseringe,Please help if anyone knows more about this.When i did my own they were the size of baseballs.Michigan here.Thanks
What the hell is wrong with you people? Granted to each his own but damn their has to be a limit. This is xtremely dangerous! I am an ARNP and you suggest super glue? Granted super glue did have a military purpose in the field of closig wounds up but later on they determined that it was not that viable and discntinued the practice. Granted people can hit arteries, ligaments or nerves while injecting and can cause serious damage. If you miss hit and hit a artery you can die simply put!The amount of pressure that your putting on the testicles is extreme. You eventually absorb the salene but you are causing necrosis of the teste tissuse eventually leading to Infection. What the hell man!!! You dont need to pay the money for these self-inflating kits you need to take that money and seee a psychiatrist.
Well I shouldn’t be looking at this cause my boyfriend (Michael Jackson) would be pissed. He’s alive and I am his bf, I actually think this is disgusting and I can’t see why anyone would want to have sex with someone with a dick bigger than 14″, MJ’s is 12. I also don’t understand why you want big balls, my balls are smaller but I have the more balls I suppose.
WOW! That is amazing! I want my boyfriend to do this!
Here is a site that can give you information on the how to do it and a site where you can get everything you need. Just did mine several days ago and I will do it again very soon. What a wild feeling. It was great. I did cheat a bit though. I used a numbing cream on my sack 45 min before inserting the catheter. It won’t numb you completely but sure takes that edge off. Here is the site for the cream as well.
1) http://www.bmeworld.com/dutchman/dmfrmbas.html
2) https://www.kinkymedical.net/searchresults.php?searchtype=department&searchterm=Play%20Piercing,%20Cutting%20and%20Cautery%20Supplies
3)http://www.triocaine.com/index.aspx?se=Google2