Ball Pumping to the Max!

Guys are in such a hurry to pump up their cock that they forget to inflate their balls. It’s understandable. As a beginning pumper, I was obsessive about gaining size and girth on my staff and cockhead. As I progressed, I had to bring everything into balance - looks fucking retarded having gargantuan dick but a regular scrotum. Here’s some pics of a MAN who thoroughly has an understanding of what I’m talking about:

huge pumped balls totally packing the cylinder

At first sight, I thought his testes were a Siamese Twin. I shit you NOT! Or the main character in Elephant Man by David Lynch (If you haven’t seen the cult film, rent it!).

Now do you want to be a pumper, bitch!

Or the brain of that alien character on American Dad (what the fuck is that thing anyhow?). Then it came into focus: Holy shit, that’s his clackers, and their the size of one of those Honeybaked Hams for a family of four!

Yes, my friend, that's a cock, and it's pumped to the max

I say shit like this when I’m insanely jealous. I am. My balls are nowhere near as big as his. In fact, I’m now on bended knee and worshiping this man’s superior nutsac. I’m pitiful compared to him. But I’m optimistic. My new Kaplan pump is en route. I’ve got my work cut out for me.

Meantime, anybody wanna see some Major League big cocks?

Ciao!